The Five-Second Rule for Bloggers
Ready, Steady, Go! You’ve got five seconds to start writing your post. And then five seconds to keep on writing. There’s no stopping for more than five seconds. Words should keep on flowing at all times. At all costs. Even at the cost of hiborrle sellping makistes that would make your first-grade teacher jump out their … Continue reading The Five-Second Rule for Bloggers
Clubteleportation
“Are you saying this machine can teleport me to my office instantly?” I asked, doubtful. “Not really. It will take one or two seconds, depending on network availability.” Professor Clarke replied. “And it’s safe?” “Most of the time, yes. As you know, it’s still in beta testing. That’s why we have an invitation-only approach.” “But … Continue reading Clubteleportation
Weird Chocolate Shapes My Kids Want for Easter
For Easter, we make our own chocolate shapes; it’s a family tradition. But this year, we made a mistake; we asked the kids which shape they wanted. Chocolate bitcoins Okay, that’s my fault. I’ve been talking way too much about bitcoins during family dinners. The kids got excited and said chocolate coins were for Boomers. … Continue reading Weird Chocolate Shapes My Kids Want for Easter
The Trickster and the Influencer
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The Five-Second Rule
“Dad! Why do we have to wait five seconds before eating?” “It’s the rule, kiddo! Our roommates are clumsy, and it’s only polite to give them time to pick up their food from the floor. It’s already quite generous of them to share it with us. And we shouldn’t rush towards food anyway; it wouldn’t be … Continue reading The Five-Second Rule
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