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“Are you saying this machine can teleport me to my office instantly?” I asked, doubtful. “Not really. It will take one or two seconds, depending on network availability.” Professor Clarke replied. “And it’s safe?” “Most of the time, yes. As you know, it’s still in beta testing. That’s why we have an invitation-only approach.” “But … Continue reading Clubteleportation
For Easter, we make our own chocolate shapes; it’s a family tradition. But this year, we made a mistake; we asked the kids which shape they wanted. Chocolate bitcoins Okay, that’s my fault. I’ve been talking way too much about bitcoins during family dinners. The kids got excited and said chocolate coins were for Boomers. … Continue reading Weird Chocolate Shapes My Kids Want for Easter
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“Dad! Why do we have to wait five seconds before eating?” “It’s the rule, kiddo! Our roommates are clumsy, and it’s only polite to give them time to pick up their food from the floor. It’s already quite generous of them to share it with us. And we shouldn’t rush towards food anyway; it wouldn’t be … Continue reading The Five-Second Rule
In his 103rd letter from a stoic, Seneca warns us about the dangers of association with our fellow-men. He cannot find words strong enough to describe the everyday dangers coming from them. “There’s no evil more frequent, no evil more persistent, no evil more insinuating.” Seneca’s answer to this threat is, not surprisingly, to take … Continue reading On the Dangers of Association With Ourselves
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