– What do you mean someone else won the vacuum cleaner? You told me, and I quote, ‘we will reward every single person answering the survey with a brand new, HUNGRY FOR DUST [capitalization yours], vacuum cleaner; that’s including you, Dear Sir!’’ So, now explain to me how, after answering 42 questions for 42 minutes, the … Continue reading The Day I (Almost) Won a Vacuum Cleaner
Today is Sunday, but I woke up early. I wanted everything to be silent and didn’t want my family to see me. 6 AM. I expect the streets to be empty, but for a few partygoers or rather goingbackhomers at this time of the day. I like to cross paths with them. They’re always cheerful, … Continue reading The Last Run of My Life
Lena was raised on violin lessons and minimal parental supervision. Becoming a truck driver was her only way out. She found there all the speed limits she had never received from her parents. And thanks to the mostly automatically driven trucks, she could practice her violin for practically all of her working time. She would … Continue reading Conductors Are Hitchhiking in the Hope of Bringing Back a Soloist to the Stage
Dear ‘Writer’, This is an Editor writing. Not your Editor, because I will never ever be your Editor. I know you believe in Santa Claus, but, seriously, it’s not going to happen. Here’s the feedback I would have written if I had the balls to (and wanted to offend you a bit). But I didn’t; … Continue reading The Feedback From My Editor I Needed to Hear
Boys! Disclaimer: This is a humorous piece written from a woman’s point of view. Girls! Enjoy. Feel like the Bachelor and plan a double date during happy hour. You pay for one drink and gets two. The next logical step is obvious, have two potential partners sitting at the table with you. We love competition. … Continue reading 19 More Ways to Get Into a Woman’s Pants
Leave work. Come back home. That means to stand up from your desk, leave your bedroom and go to the living room. Lockdown is still in place; it didn’t disappear during the day. See your partner sitting at their desk and start dancing towards them. See yourself on their screen, performing. Get really into it. … Continue reading Happy Birthday 2 You
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