Life Lessons From Unsuccessful People

Credit: https://www.pexels.com/@olly I took the garbage out this morning and found a hobo sleeping in the waste storage space. After straightening my back I asked him how he ended up there. His answer stroke me hard: “I followed my passion, you pretentious fuck. Let me sleep.” Successful people are getting all the attention and all … Continue reading Life Lessons From Unsuccessful People

Tales of Tinderland – Ironing Shirts Naked

Photo credit: https://www.pexels.com/@shvetsa After my (second) divorce, living alone with my two lovely kids, I felt overwhelmed and didn’t have time for anything. My Mother had recently discovered the wonders of online dating and kept on pushing me to give it a try. At fifty-six, she was having a blast; and a second youth. My … Continue reading Tales of Tinderland – Ironing Shirts Naked

Mark Zuckerberg Teaches How To Win at Tinder

Photo credit: https://unsplash.com/@snowscat Facebook dating was launched in September 2019. Given the size of its Wikipedia article, we can safely infer that nobody’s using it. Why is that? It’s Mark’s little dirty secret. But, don’t worry, we have the info (as an exclusive and as a fake, as always). Deep in his heart, Mark’s favorite … Continue reading Mark Zuckerberg Teaches How To Win at Tinder

It’s Black Friday For My Undies – 26 Pickup Lines For Black Friday

Black Friday is everywhere, even on Dating applications. Here are the best profile descriptions and pickup lines to be used on this very special day. https://unsplash.com/@dainisgraveris It’s Black Friday For My Undies They start dropping today 2. Nobody picked them up on Single Day 3. Look inside for more great deals! 4. Limited stocks available … Continue reading It’s Black Friday For My Undies – 26 Pickup Lines For Black Friday

Nicki Minaj Shares Her Best Financial Advice

Contrary to the common belief, Va Va Voom is NOT about sexual activity. It’s not a coincidence that the single was released one year after the Black Monday 2011 when US sovereign debt got downgraded and markets crashed. Nicki Minaj’s lyrics give us the hacks we need to understand the financial market and boost our … Continue reading Nicki Minaj Shares Her Best Financial Advice

Ariana Grande Tells Us All About Online Dating And Relationships

Released in October 2020, Ariana Grande’s single Positions tells us all we need to know about online dating. With brilliant lyrics, she reminds us what a great feeling it can be to match with someone. She not only shows what are the common mistakes in relationships but also gives us hope and very concrete tips … Continue reading Ariana Grande Tells Us All About Online Dating And Relationships

Iggy Azalea on How to Build a Successful Startup

Released in August 2020, Azalea’s single Dance Like Nobody’s Watching is a brilliant summary of the key components that make a successful startup. And like all the prosperous entrepreneurs, she makes her business lessons sound sexy. Credit: Laura Murray, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0&gt;, via Wikimedia Commons Dance all night, don't my ass look right?            Success for … Continue reading Iggy Azalea on How to Build a Successful Startup

I Turned Off the Notifications On My Phone, And I Will Survive!

At first, I was afraid; I was petrified.    One month ago, at 2:09 PM on a Saturday, I finished watching The Social Dilemma. Taking the interviewees to their words, I decided to turn off the notifications on my phone. All of them, from all the applications. Yes, even WhatsApp. Credit: https://www.pexels.com/@diimejii Forty minutes and a nap … Continue reading I Turned Off the Notifications On My Phone, And I Will Survive!