Photo by Min An on Pexels.com Ready, Steady, Go! You’ve got five seconds to start writing your post. And then five seconds to keep on writing. There’s no stopping for more than five seconds. Words should keep on flowing at all times. At all costs. Even at the cost of hiborrle sellping makistes that would make … Continue reading The Five-Second Rule for Bloggers
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Gratisography’s done hiding chocolates. For Easter, we make our own chocolate shapes; it’s a family tradition. But this year, we made a mistake; we asked the kids which shape they wanted. Chocolate bitcoins Okay, that’s my fault. I’ve been talking way too much about bitcoins during family dinners. The kids got excited and said chocolate … Continue reading Weird Chocolate Shapes My Kids Want for Easter
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Photo by Max Vakhtbovych “Dad! Why do we have to wait five seconds before eating?” “It’s the rule, kiddo! Our roommates are clumsy, and it’s only polite to give them time to pick up their food from the floor. It’s already quite generous of them to share it with us. And we shouldn’t rush towards food … Continue reading The Five-Second Rule