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What should I do? That’s the kind of question you don’t want to answer too fast. Imagine you chose a word and then get tired of it after a week. Like you might choose bananas because you love eating bananas and singing the “I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas” song. I bet … Continue reading If for Every Single Time You Say a Word You Get 1 Dollar, What Word Would You Choose and Why?
Rakicevic Nenad This is a story in the 42 Arthurian Tales series. Previous ones can be found here. Even though the reason for the celebration was a little obscure, it had always been their favorite holiday. It had something to do with Arthur Dent. Some said it was the anniversary of his first towel. Others … Continue reading Soup Recipes
Rakicevic Nenad This is the 5th story in the 42 Arthurian Tales series. Previous ones can be found here. Commentators from the complete spectrum of the political Ceremonial all agreed as to the magnitude of the event. As unthinkable as it had been for many centuries, someone had just got promoted to the rank of … Continue reading New Era
As Powell entered the room, Barbara slammed shut the cupboard and shouted: “We’re out of yellow tea from Tasmania again. How heartless can you people be? Who could let that happen?”. Barbara was a famous actress (to be), still learning the ropes of the profession by serving tables in a fancy restaurant downtown. She was … Continue reading The Heartbroken Tasmanian Devils
I’m worried, my match didn’t answer my last message. Credit: https://unsplash.com/@shootervision We met on Tinder. When we matched, there were some fireworks (maybe that’s just a feature of the application). I sent them a message right away: ‘Hi’, I said. My grandma always said that any conversation must start with a greeting or a glass … Continue reading Tales of Tinderland – Wine and Cheese
Three years together already! Sounds short to you? Well, even French people say that Love lasts three years, at least Frederic Beigbeder does. She hates this book actually, more accurately, she hates seeing it on the shelves, showing off its cover instead of its spine like any self-respecting pile of pages bounded together. In the … Continue reading What happens in the shed… stays in the shed
Their attempts to open the old, wooden door had been unsuccessful no matter what they tried. It was hight time to call Hans. Unfortunately, none of them had a phone and the nearest landline was something like six or seven kilometres away. Anyway, Hans never picked up, he had some hearing problems and rarely noticed … Continue reading Hans! Get ze Flammenwerfer!
Today’s quote («Damn trees. They deserved a good talking to, I guess.») was gracefully (and unknowingly) offered by Zoewiezoe. Check out her great blog. At the dusk of his life, Sjeng addressed his long time companions one last time: «Trees! Listen to me! I need to tell you how grateful I am: Thank you for … Continue reading Trees! Listen to me!
Write Now Prompt for October 2nd, 2020 – They awoke in a dark, cold room, with no memory of how they got there. If you’d like to take part, check out Today’s Author. «How’ve you been?» Colin asked. Pakul was again at loss for words. He felt like the question was coming out of nowhere, once a civilised … Continue reading Punctuation mark